i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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Cucumbers don't have tounges.
im as big as one. everyone in my office where i work is depressed our hot 18 yr old intern is going away next week. best chest ever!!!!
Good in salads too... Just saying....
cucumbers are cold, pussy craves warmth. dont worry
i dont understand what that has to do with cucumbers 3:10 # 1, my condolences though!
If a cucumber throbs, you probably shouldn't stick it in anything you like.
hmmmmm interesting, go on....
i'll take a throbbing flesh hotrod over a cold hard cuke any day. well, if it can last a good hour anyway.
at least my thing doesnt have bumps? oh and i can spit cucumber sauce
Let's leave it on the couch and see if it pickles!!
You just have to last longer.
lol, last longer than a cucumber?
Girl can't help it. It's a vlasic.
Fuck your life, rofl.
Warm a cucumber by placing it in the microwave for a few seconds and...
At least my thing isn't green
Then you are not a real man.
an hour? that must be a typo. see, minute and hour are confused sometimes/
So true. Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a cucumber.
Good low budget toy for guy or girl.
I think it feels better when its cold, its such an amazing sensation.