i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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Cucumbers don't have tounges.
im as big as one. everyone in my office where i work is depressed our hot 18 yr old intern is going away next week. best chest ever!!!!
cucumbers are cold, pussy craves warmth. dont worry
i dont understand what that has to do with cucumbers 3:10 # 1, my condolences though!
Good in salads too... Just saying....
If a cucumber throbs, you probably shouldn't stick it in anything you like.
hmmmmm interesting, go on....
at least my thing doesnt have bumps? oh and i can spit cucumber sauce
Let's leave it on the couch and see if it pickles!!
You just have to last longer.
lol, last longer than a cucumber?
i'll take a throbbing flesh hotrod over a cold hard cuke any day. well, if it can last a good hour anyway.
Girl can't help it. It's a vlasic.
Fuck your life, rofl.
Warm a cucumber by placing it in the microwave for a few seconds and...
an hour? that must be a typo. see, minute and hour are confused sometimes/
At least my thing isn't green
Then you are not a real man.
So true. Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a cucumber.
Good low budget toy for guy or girl.
I think it feels better when its cold, its such an amazing sensation.