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  • 86 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:24am

    Cucumbers don't have tounges.

  • 76 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:53pm

    Let's leave it on the couch and see if it pickles!!

  • 75 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    i dont understand what that has to do with cucumbers 3:10 # 1, my condolences though!

  • 70 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:41am

    Fuck your life, rofl.

  • 74 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:10pm

    im as big as one. everyone in my office where i work is depressed our hot 18 yr old intern is going away next week. best chest ever!!!!

  • 68 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:13am

    cucumbers are cold, pussy craves warmth. dont worry

  • 69 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:44am

    hmmmmm interesting, go on....

  • 63 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:44am

    Girl can't help it. It's a vlasic.

  • 64 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:18am

    Good in salads too... Just saying....

  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:24pm

    i'll take a throbbing flesh hotrod over a cold hard cuke any day. well, if it can last a good hour anyway.

  • 69 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:04am

    Warm a cucumber by placing it in the microwave for a few seconds and...

  • 63 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:05pm

    If a cucumber throbs, you probably shouldn't stick it in anything you like.

  • 65 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:16am

    at least my thing doesnt have bumps? oh and i can spit cucumber sauce

  • 62 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:53pm

    an hour? that must be a typo. see, minute and hour are confused sometimes/

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:13pm

    So true. Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a cucumber.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:50pm

    You just have to last longer.

    • 57 53
      Submitted by Daft on Apr 16, 10 at 10:27pm

      lol, last longer than a cucumber?

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:32pm

    Good low budget toy for guy or girl.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:10pm

    Then you are not a real man.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:25pm

    At least my thing isn't green

  • 31 28
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 26, 12 at 6:55am

    I think it feels better when its cold, its such an amazing sensation.