i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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Cucumbers don't have tounges.
im as big as one. everyone in my office where i work is depressed our hot 18 yr old intern is going away next week. best chest ever!!!!
Good in salads too... Just saying....
cucumbers are cold, pussy craves warmth. dont worry
i dont understand what that has to do with cucumbers 3:10 # 1, my condolences though!
If a cucumber throbs, you probably shouldn't stick it in anything you like.
hmmmmm interesting, go on....
Let's leave it on the couch and see if it pickles!!
at least my thing doesnt have bumps? oh and i can spit cucumber sauce
You just have to last longer.
lol, last longer than a cucumber?
i'll take a throbbing flesh hotrod over a cold hard cuke any day. well, if it can last a good hour anyway.
Fuck your life, rofl.
Girl can't help it. It's a vlasic.
Warm a cucumber by placing it in the microwave for a few seconds and...
an hour? that must be a typo. see, minute and hour are confused sometimes/
Then you are not a real man.
At least my thing isn't green
So true. Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a cucumber.
Good low budget toy for guy or girl.
I think it feels better when its cold, its such an amazing sensation.