every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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