Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
