Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Found the puke drawer
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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