Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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