I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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