i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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