it wasn't lemon gatorade
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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