I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
There r osticjed everywhere
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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