I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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Then they all showed you, which is why your friend got none.
No friend could have done more
Yeah SnidelyKWhiplash because God put you in charge of deciding what everything means right? F-ing moron.
Depends what chick....
There is no God
None of you clowns have a clue what "top or bottom" refers to. It's a BDSM term. The chick is obviously Dominant and lookin for someone to abuse.