just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I want to make a zoo with you.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
