She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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