dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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