Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
