i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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