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  • 98 64
    Submitted by yourejokes on Jan 11, 10 at 9:04pm

    fuck the new layout

  • 94 68
    Submitted by Coldflame on Jan 11, 10 at 10:08pm

    This post made me smile, as I write my 17 page AP Euro paper. Thank you whoever posted it.

  • 97 75
    Submitted by PurpleKillah on Jan 11, 10 at 10:11pm

    "Do you like that, baby?"\n\n"Yes, oh, yes, i love it, i love it, i love the way absolutism influenced so much on the way that Europe it's now"

  • 81 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:08am

    I'm a history grad student and I gotta say, this text sounds like a good idea to me.... As long as he didn't focus on the conversation more than me, I'd be fine with it.

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:05pm

    Teacher/student relationships are so hot.

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:57am

    Please be a woman.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:06pm

    Never actually said this on this site before, but pretty fake. Who actually gives the position in a txt like this?

    • 47 84
      Submitted by hannah on Jan 11, 10 at 9:15pm

      ummm.... girls.

    • 70 70
      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jan 11, 10 at 10:35pm

      I do. Particularly if it's that position... and in the shower... It's my favorite. And I love history! I could see myself sending this text if I was dating a history major/professor.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:09pm

    3.14159265358979

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:22pm

    I wanna fuck a girls ass in a shower!

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:33pm

    hmm...NOT.

  • 60 50
    Submitted by crazychick15 on Jan 16, 10 at 11:29pm

    whore.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 6:25am

    Win

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Tori_spelling on Jan 12, 10 at 5:02pm

    Sounds like you got pounded at the Battle of Waterloo.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:34am

    My girlfriends and I talk about sex too but not in like intimate detail, somethings are meant to be between the people involved. My ex bf was talking in detail about our sex life to our mutual friend and I was pissed. Details of our sex is private

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:02am

    I dont understand why people text their friends about these types of things. It's hella awkward. Funny, but awkward. If my friend texted me about them fucking someone I would definitley be kinda weirded out hahah

  • 69 75
    Submitted by dariajane on Jan 12, 10 at 2:04am

    We get bored in utah....

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:41pm

    Tfln is dead

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:40pm

    Definitely two guys...

  • 69 84
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 11, 10 at 9:17pm

    Wow after being able to moderate it is amazing how many stupid, fake texts people post on here. It's amazing the texts people submit that they believe are honestly funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:45am

    1:51 how does this text make her a whore? Shithead

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:11pm

    Well at least there wasn't any awkward silence or anything..

  • 60 71
    Submitted by faqu_u on Jan 12, 10 at 4:44pm

    Oh Mom! You Nut!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:14am

    fuck yea...

  • 58 75
    Submitted by artnerd on Jan 11, 10 at 9:54pm

    That honestly sounds pretty hot.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:31am

    Haha go Utah

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:42pm

    Is every post fake now? cuz this site has gone downhill

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:16pm

    Okay why do prude brats and middle age backwards women continue to get on this site and bash people over a text. You know what the site is about and ur naive to think that girls don't tell every mundane sex lives to each other. I don't see how people can just use the term whore so loosely. Were supposed to stick together girlsss

  • 36 36
    Submitted by PFCoNaNPF on May 30, 11 at 12:44am

    Definite win

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:44am

    Wtf

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:04pm

    Really? I mean, really?

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:04pm

    Hot.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by hotnerd244 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:25pm

    best pick up line ever..totally used it and it worked

  • 38 53
    Submitted by kaycee27 on Jan 7, 11 at 11:36pm

    Why do ya have to call her a whore or a slut?! HATERS! Sex is great in the shower! Switching to all kinds of positions is even better! Also, all my friends (guys

  • 30 38
    Submitted by rawdfarva on May 14, 11 at 2:53am

    "Now tell me that do you like?"

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:16pm

    If you're enjoying sex how can you possibly be discussing history?!?! I don't know about anyone else but if I'm having sex I am focusing on how good it feels NOT talking about European history... Just sayin...

  • 50 80
    Submitted by 420 on Jan 12, 10 at 8:17pm

    ^^^^^

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:35am

    Proper women...lol...bend over ladies...we know you love it...bring on the sluts...leave the frigid bitches at home!!!

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:12pm

    This got me really wet.

  • 21 31
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 25, 12 at 7:41am

    Fuck the Euro history, I just wanna get drilled from behind in the shower.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:30pm

    I agree 1116

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:55am

    Another whore, what a surprise!

  • Submitted by natureswhisper on Jan 11, 10 at 9:10pm

    slut