I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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