i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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