So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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