Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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