i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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