I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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