Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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