Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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