would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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