Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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