We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
That needs to be put in a movie. The visual in my head is too small and needs to be on the big screen. Hilarious.
This is obviously fake, sex on a hammock is not nature sex!
all three of u are retarded
dat_azz_69: Sex in hammock is kinda hard... Your knees get stuck in the holes and you never know if you're gonna flip. Lol. >.<
sorry bowfish...read ur comment wrong
it only counts as nature sex if you have sex with "the nature boy"! woo!
Nooooooo!!!! Don't give up on nature sex yet!!
In Soviet Russia pine cones feel good to the ejaculating penis!
i now desire hammock humping. seems worth the hilarious ending
No anal = sexual fail
OMG! You're like such a liar! Like try having sex for real! Like!
That's a first! And a last lol
Since when are there pinecones in texas??
there's always been dumbass