1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I just made out with a guy for $7.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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