we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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