school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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