Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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