Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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