then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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