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  • what the fuck is slapping the bag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:04pm
  • agreed 7:26 I hope the next time miss perfect gets her period she cramps so hard she pukes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:30pm
  • 6:07 it makes you ...... Lucky! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 6:06, It frightens you doesn't it? It should.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:06pm
  • @5:33 well we don't bitch about wanting to play video games O_o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:28pm
  • why do men get horny all the time and like to fight and play video games? hormones so don't bitch at us for having them too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Slapping the bag is drinking straight out of the spigot on a bag of wine, tradition is to slap the bag after. Fyi

    Submitted by logo on Sep 15, 11 at 1:56pm
  • 6:06, it's more like three days for me. Does that make me more or less trustworthy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Ah, yes, thanks 2:07

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Ok, what is slapping the bag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:57pm
  • no. slapping the bag is when you get spun around while drinking wine (usually franzia), out of a dispenser bag. The more spins you get the better, and you have to remember to slap the bag at the end or you do it again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:03am
  • 2:51 it's from the office

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Well 6:07, depends on how bitchy you ate those 3 days and if the other symptoms extend beyond the 3 days of "bliss"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:35pm
  • hormones 4:54. It is uncontrollable and some months are worse than others. If it could be controlled or alleviated we would. BELIEVE IT. No picnic for us either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Yeah mine lasts for 3 to 5 days and I don't even bitch, no one knows I'm even on my period unless I tell them haha. It kind of ticks me of when stupid bitches use their periods as trump cards. Stop fucking using your period as an excuse and control yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:18pm
  • the american apparel chick really needs bigger titties. get it fixed girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:27pm
  • when you drink a bag of wine and people slap it to make you drink faster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:07pm
  • you're fucking retarded, your period is different for EVERY girl. Open a fucking textbook once in a while you stupid cunt. And stop trying to get attention by being the cool girl who is different from everyone else. GTFO.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Let's hold a pity party for all the guys out there who frequently pop a boner at the most inconvenient times. It's called being human. Shut up and ignore it if their pain bothers you so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:51am
  • I think i would cry too if she slapped my bag 5 times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:09am
  • ten bucks that 7:18 and 7:26 are bleeding as we speak haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:44am
  • Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:26pm
  • I'd cry if she slapped my bag 5 times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 606 funny as hell. I can't remember what movie it's from but it's still fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:51am
  • It sounds like she's masturbating to me. Slapping the bag, beating the meat, slapping the ham, spanking the monkey, petting the one-eyed snake, fapping, schlicking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Wow rlly? I thought guys were stupid but this is too much. How would they like to be in serious pain for 3-5 days and have uncontrolable emotions? And yh everyones different but tht girl is probably on the pill since it can do tht. My friend passes out and thorws up from her cramps every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:51pm
  • why is it so emotional to get your period?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:54pm
  • let's hold a pity party for all the queefcakes out there that whine about how bad their periods are. Nobody fucking cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:59am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:22pm