i just google imaged poop.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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