that's an acceptable place to lick
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
you never un-have a 4some
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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