i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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