Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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