just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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