who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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