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  • 42 43
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 29, 12 at 9:26pm

    never had a friend like me

  • 38 38
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 31, 12 at 1:04am

    I'll take the gold but not the virgins... Guy virgins are awful.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 29, 12 at 2:47pm

    Why would I want to sleep with a bunch of virgins? Then I'd have to put up with "are you gonna call me later today?" give me two whores and a bottle of jack

  • 38 44
    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 29, 12 at 11:24am

    Lol virgins can still have STDs just because it's called an STD doesn't necessarily mean that's the only way you get them...I.e. congenital herpes in babies..etc

  • 42 55
    Submitted by slinging_liquor on Jan 29, 12 at 9:55am

    i'd like you to bring me one whore and a bottle of vodka to make me feel better.

    • 35 40
      Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 29, 12 at 10:18am

      @ Liquor, why? so you can get drunk for a night and contract multiple diseases? Ill take the non-herpe infested FORTY virgins and the treasure chests to buy stuff...if need be, 10 bottles of vodka instead of your 1.

      • 34 45
        Submitted by reeln on Jan 29, 12 at 2:21pm

        raghead

        • 30 44
          Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 29, 12 at 3:10pm

          how does that make me a raghead? because I would take 40 virgins and fucking treasure chests over a whore and a bottle of vodka? idiot.

          • 42 36
            Submitted by slinging_liquor on Jan 29, 12 at 5:52pm

            you've obviously never fucked a virgin. and my liquor store down the street takes cash not gold coins.

            • 35 50
              Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 30, 12 at 9:18am

              lol you're right actually. I have not had sex before because I follow the holy Bible and don't believe in sex before marriage.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by brittay37 on Jan 30, 12 at 7:39pm

    Who knows 40 virgins?

  • 33 46
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 30, 12 at 1:20am

    Fucking virgins would be shit, they'd just complain about the pain the whole time.