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  • i'd like you to bring me one whore and a bottle of vodka to make me feel better.

    Submitted by slinging_liquor on Jan 29, 12 at 9:55am
    • @ Liquor, why? so you can get drunk for a night and contract multiple diseases? Ill take the non-herpe infested FORTY virgins and the treasure chests to buy stuff...if need be, 10 bottles of vodka instead of your 1.

      Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 29, 12 at 10:18am
      • raghead

        Submitted by reeln on Jan 29, 12 at 2:21pm
        • how does that make me a raghead? because I would take 40 virgins and fucking treasure chests over a whore and a bottle of vodka? idiot.

          Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 29, 12 at 3:10pm
          • you've obviously never fucked a virgin. and my liquor store down the street takes cash not gold coins.

            Submitted by slinging_liquor on Jan 29, 12 at 5:52pm
            • lol you're right actually. I have not had sex before because I follow the holy Bible and don't believe in sex before marriage.

              Submitted by Mikedog48 on Jan 30, 12 at 9:18am
  • Lol virgins can still have STDs just because it's called an STD doesn't necessarily mean that's the only way you get them...I.e. congenital herpes in babies..etc

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 29, 12 at 11:24am
  • I'll take the gold but not the virgins... Guy virgins are awful.

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 31, 12 at 1:04am
  • Who knows 40 virgins?

    Submitted by brittay37 on Jan 30, 12 at 7:39pm
  • Why would I want to sleep with a bunch of virgins? Then I'd have to put up with "are you gonna call me later today?" give me two whores and a bottle of jack

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 29, 12 at 2:47pm
  • never had a friend like me

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 29, 12 at 9:26pm
  • Fucking virgins would be shit, they'd just complain about the pain the whole time.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 30, 12 at 1:20am