I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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i'd like you to bring me one whore and a bottle of vodka to make me feel better.
@ Liquor, why? so you can get drunk for a night and contract multiple diseases? Ill take the non-herpe infested FORTY virgins and the treasure chests to buy stuff...if need be, 10 bottles of vodka instead of your 1.
how does that make me a raghead? because I would take 40 virgins and fucking treasure chests over a whore and a bottle of vodka? idiot.
you've obviously never fucked a virgin. and my liquor store down the street takes cash not gold coins.
lol you're right actually. I have not had sex before because I follow the holy Bible and don't believe in sex before marriage.
Lol virgins can still have STDs just because it's called an STD doesn't necessarily mean that's the only way you get them...I.e. congenital herpes in babies..etc
I'll take the gold but not the virgins... Guy virgins are awful.
Who knows 40 virgins?
Why would I want to sleep with a bunch of virgins? Then I'd have to put up with "are you gonna call me later today?" give me two whores and a bottle of jack
never had a friend like me
Fucking virgins would be shit, they'd just complain about the pain the whole time.