you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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