i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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