the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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