You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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