The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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