3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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