do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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