Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Alive.
So much puke
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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