New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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