You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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Certainly the Deadliest Catch.
I would say that the term "crab" was a bad choice of vocabulary when discussing your vag. Just sayin'.
Hard to break into, and covered with spines?
This is obviously fake, everyone with a vagina is crabby!
Two things in this world smell like fish, and one of them is a fish
Fantastic comment manlaw6! So true!
crab was a bad choice, but lobster would be bad too...i have a lobster for a vagina...see it just sounds weird
crab or lobster... either way it's gonna be fishy
That's only slightly better than calling it the King Aids of all vaginas
Yes, obviously fake
Did you fuck Elvis or something?
Perhaps you have the largest vagina in all vaginadom. Either that or it's just red and looks really ugly.
So does that mean your vag will clip off dicks that it don't want???
And then he ran away....
Captain Phil would be so proud...