when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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