I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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