I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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How hard did you "fall" into it to break it?!?
OP is a dude
There, there, Cupcake (head pat), no need for all the theatrics. Practice makes perfect.
What kind of uncoordinated debauchery were you attempting to accomplish? Making out shouldn't lead to falling...unless there is a bed nearby.
Keep telling yourself that's glass poking you in the back