I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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How hard did you "fall" into it to break it?!?
OP is a dude
What kind of uncoordinated debauchery were you attempting to accomplish? Making out shouldn't lead to falling...unless there is a bed nearby.
There, there, Cupcake (head pat), no need for all the theatrics. Practice makes perfect.
Keep telling yourself that's glass poking you in the back