I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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