Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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