uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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